therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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