Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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