i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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