Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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