accomplished twins. life is a go
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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