would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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