Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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