I cockslap morals
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize