i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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