I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Naked Twister starts at high noon
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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