I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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