Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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