i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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