i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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