Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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