he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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