We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need water and some morals
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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