I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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