doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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