i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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