Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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