what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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