He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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