that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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