I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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