wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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