he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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