I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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