in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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