just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
