how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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