real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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