How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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