Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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