Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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