I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
