and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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