Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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