Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
