I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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