Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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