Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The air taste purple.
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