I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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