This girl is more easily done than said...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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