i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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