Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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