If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont even know how to be here
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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