So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
