I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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