i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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