My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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