and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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