What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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