I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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