I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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