Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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